So let's review the swag from Sundance:
Weird book on credit: left on bookshelf of Puzzle Palace
WireImage 2006 calendar: nice pics of celebs, but it's large and unwieldy, and I already started using a 2006 calendar from Bose. To be left on laundry room giveaway table.
WireImage T-shirt: size Medium. I'll probably throw it in the donation bin by the supermarket.
I am keeping the "Wordplay" pencil, promotion card, and buttons (one with pencil, one with glue stick).
Meanwhile, Paris Hilton sits in a mansion somewhere with 20 of every item vendors were throwing at her. Oh well, what is SHE the best in the country at?