The next day was the burial. My aunt Judy came drunk...and she was one nugget short of a happy meal. She was tripping over everything. And she wore a tiara. She showed up in a tiara.
So...after the burial...we were all talking...and Judy came and gave me a tiara. She placed it on my head and said I looked gorgeous. And while she was walking towards Susan's car, she fell into the beginning of another grave.