*Don Adams died (I LOVED "Get Smart").
*Kathy Griffin filed for divorce.
*Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush have separated after 5 months of marriage.
*Jamie-Lynn and A.J. DiScala have split.
*Tori Spelling is separating from her no-name, far less rich husband of 14 months after an alleged affair with her no-name, far less rich, married co-star.
*Renee and Kenny's mysterious fraud annulment is still fresh in our minds.
*Hot off the wire: Dermot Mulroney and Catherine Keener kaput!
*Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell are engaged.
*Ashton and Demi actually got married.
*Kevin and Britney's spawn has emerged.
*The fifth Donald Trump offspring is growing in Melania.
*Paris and Paris are still on.
*J. Lo and Marc Anthony are still married.
*And Brad is still Angelina's boy toy.