Just one more account to update and then I load the tax software...
First of all, don't you think it's cruel to make people with birthdays on April 15 go through all this torture around their special day? Even if I end up getting a refund, the work involved in compiling financial records and calculating taxes is a pain and always ruins this time of year. Yeah, I know, I could do it earlier. Or hire an accountant.
I hear you're cracking down on celebrities to declare their valuable swag and gift bags as income. Please note that although I was in a movie, there was a tragic lack of swag. You can read back through this blog and hear me complain about it. Hint: you might want to audit Bai Ling.
I'd love to chat some more, but I must go back to figuring out the "unit trust special reporting requirements schedule," "proceeds from broker and barter exchange transactions" and other fine documents I need to enter on my return.