"I think everyone assumes that celebrity must be like this: people just start throwing free stuff at you. But it never really happened for me. I think the endless barrage of free stuff only comes if you (a) are so super-uber-hyper-famous that people are genuinely afraid of you, or (b) have a hard-nosed agent barking at everyone to get you free stuff. Or both. I should write a blog post someday listing Free Perks That Z-List Celebrity Ever Got Me, because it's an appallingly short list. What happened to America? Write your Congressman."
Meanwhile, Paris Hilton and Bai Ling are relaxing in a gifting suite somewhere.
