Elisabeth Shue is quoted as saying she'd like to compete in tennis professionally - at 43 years old, when most of the actual pros are long past their prime. Dream on.
Prince William dumped Kate Middleton after 4 years. It looks like they're back together, but at the time that must have been devastating. Usually you can console yourself with, he's not the only boy in the world, there are others just as whatever... But how many comparable royal princes could there be?
In the "most beautiful people" issue, there was a gallery of stars without makeup. Were those all real eyelashes, though?