I bought a skin treatment but hadn't gotten around to using it, so did that as an atonement when I woke up around noon. Then I realized I should have done this after showering since you leave it on at the end and I'd be washing everything off. So I'm still dirty. I'll wash my hair shortly. The 1992 Glamour magazine I was reading had a sample of Pert Plus with conditioner, so I'll try that if it hasn't calcified (and we'll find out if it's safe to use 15-year-old shampoo). Maybe I'll even atone for lack of exercise by taking a walk, if the weather allows.
(Edited to add: I never left the computer. No walk, no hairwash (yet). And it's now 7:45 so I can start cooking.)