Ellen (ennienyc) wrote,
Ellen
ennienyc

Were they playing hide the salami?

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014168.html

Buns as Soft as Yours Deserve the Hardest Salami I Can Give You

Middle Aged Woman: I'd like to get some hard salami, but I'd like to see it first.
Serious Deli Man: You would like to see my hard salami? [goes to get it and brings it out to show her]
Woman: Is it very hard salami? How hard is the salami?
Serious Deli Man: Ma'am, I don't think it is hard enough for you.

--Fairway Market

Overheard by: Jen
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